Technical Details - Hitching a Ride on the Ethereum Rocket Ship
Here at Proximo, we understand the importance of efficiency for our intergalactic financial ambitions. That's why we've chosen Ethereum, the well-established blockchain powerhouse, as the foundation for the Proximo Coin (PRO) ecosystem. Buckle up, Earthlings, because Ethereum offers a stellar combination of features for PRO:
Thriving Developer Community
Ethereum boasts a vast and active pool of developers. This means a wealth of expertise and ongoing innovation to support the continued growth of PRO. It's like having a team of brilliant space gnomes (highly skilled developers, really) constantly tinkering and improving our project!
Smart Contracts
Ethereum's advanced smart contract functionality allows us to craft intricate features within the PRO ecosystem, automating tasks and bringing our intergalactic vision to life. Imagine self-executing spaceships powered by smart contracts (okay, maybe that's coming in a future upgrade)!
Security
Ethereum is a battle-tested blockchain with a strong security record, ensuring the safety of your PRO transactions. Think of it as a galactic vault guarded by space knights! Decentralization: True to our community-driven spirit, Ethereum is a decentralized platform, free from control by any single entity. It's like a permissionless utopia for cryptocurrencies!
By building on Ethereum, PRO gains access to a secure, established, and developer-friendly environment. This lays the groundwork for a successful and feature-rich future for our galactic meme empire (or at least, that's still the plan).
Imagine a universe where Proximo Token is as common as stardust in your local cannabis shop. Our mission is to catapult PRO from meme stardom to universal acceptance, making it the preferred currency for every cannabis transaction, from your neighborhood dispensary to the farthest reaches of the cosmos. Get ready to buy your moon rocks with PRO and pay for your cosmic kush with ease!
Warning!
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Spaceship-Sized Dreams (with a risk of reality malfunction): We can't guarantee future riches or moon mansions (although we're working on the blueprints). This is a wild ride through the cosmos of cryptocurrency, so invest responsibly with resources you wouldn't mind using to fuel a galactic meme cannon.
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Interdimensional Tax Audits (probably not, but consult your local tax wizard): We're all about transparency, but navigating the legalities of intergalactic finance is a trip. Check with your Earthling financial advisors to avoid any unwanted black hole visits from the Galactic Revenue Service.
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Extreme Hodling FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out): PRO might just be the greatest thing since sliced moon cheese (seriously, it's delicious). But remember, impulsive decisions are best left to our resident space gnomes (developers, really). Do your own research before blasting off on this cosmic adventure.
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By acquiring PRO, you acknowledge you're a spacefaring sovereign citizen (of the Intergalactic Meme Federation) and accept the inherent risks of interstellar cryptocurrency.
This ain't financial advice, Earthling. This is your official Proximan Disengagement Protocol. Blast off responsibly!
We've been subtly influencing your pop culture choices. We are the Proximans, an advanced alien race with a penchant for financial domination (and, let's be honest, better memes).
Here's the deal, Earthlings:
PRO is deflationary:
Every transaction burns a small portion of the total supply, making your hodl even more valuable. We call it the "Great Galactic Coin Squeeze" (much cooler than "Dogefather's Depression").
PRO is transparent (well, kinda):
We use cutting-edge (and slightly terrifying) blockchain technology to ensure secure and transparent transactions. You'll see all the intergalactic transfers, but you'll need a Proximan translator app (because Zlarg is way cooler than Doge speak).
PRO is community-driven (sort of):
We'll occasionally nudge your primitive minds in the "right" direction through cleverly placed subliminal messages in, well, definitely not doge memes.
The Invasion?
It's Already Happening.
We're not talking laser beams and spaceships (yet). Our invasion is subtler, more sophisticated. We're infiltrating your financial markets, your social media feeds, your very sense of humor. You'll be humming our galactic anthem ("We Will Hodl Until the End") before you even realize it's way catchier than "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
But fear not, Earthlings! We come in peace (mostly).
Owning PRO grants you honorary citizenship in the Intergalactic Meme Federation. Perks include:
Discounts on spaceships
(once we invent them for tourists).
Exclusive access to our secret stash of the finest moon cheese.
The right to participate in the annual Intergalactic Meme Contest (participation mandatory, and yes, Doge memes are allowed, but seriously, step up your game).
Fueling the Intergalactic Economy: Proximo Coin Tokenomics
Even the most advanced spacefaring civilizations need a solid financial foundation. That's where PRO comes in. Think of it as the galactic fuel that propels our interdimensional meme empire (okay, maybe not an empire... yet). But seriously, here's how PRO will power the Proximo Coin ecosystem:
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Airdrop Extravaganza (15%):We're showering the galaxy (well, a small corner of it) with free PRO tokens! Consider it a sign of our goodwill (and a cunning ploy to get you hooked on our galactic memes).
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Token Presale Party (15%):This is your chance to hoard a stash of PRO before the price zooms past the Andromeda Galaxy. Don't miss out on your golden opportunity to become an early space-faring investor!
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Overlord's Reserves (10%):We, the glorious Proximans, need a little something to keep the spaceships fueled and the moon cheese stocked. But hey, maybe some will trickle down to fund future intergalactic giveaways... or maybe not. We haven't decided yet.
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Marketing Mayhem (35%):We're planning a cosmic marketing campaign so outrageous, it'll make even the most publicity-hungry doge blush. Expect strategically placed subliminal messages in ancient cave paintings, messages encoded in radio waves pulsating from distant stars, and maybe even a catchy jingle that will burrow itself into your brain for eternity.
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The Great Galactic Coin Burn (20%):To ensure PRO stays valuable, we're enacting the "Great Galactic Coin Burn." Every transaction uses a tiny bit of PRO to fuel the fires of a supermassive black hole (don't worry, it's a very small black hole), effectively reducing the total supply. Think of it as a fancy way to say "scarcity."
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Fueling the Exchanges (5%):This PRO will be used to list ourselves on the hottest cryptocurrency exchanges across the galaxy (and by galaxy, we mostly mean Earth for now).